Rashida Jones, Amy Poehler and Aubrey Plaza at the NBC Emmy Party (NBC Entertainment at Boa Steakhouse, West Hollywood, Calif., August 24, 2014)

Ignoring fame was my rebellion, in a funny way. I was insistent on being normal and doing normal things. It probably wasn’t advisable to go to college in America and room with a complete stranger. And it probably wasn’t wise to share a bathroom with eight other people in a coed dorm. Looking back, that was crazy.

(via harrypottergif)

chraystmaseve:

omgoswin:

kylesbogusjourney:

Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.

Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.

Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.

 #OOOO FUCKING OWND YOU GOT FUCKING SLAM DUNKED SON YOU’RE GONNA NEED LIKE TEN FEDORAS TO COVER THAT BRUISE FUCKNUTS

(via ledusthroughthenight)

When the axe came into the Forest, the trees said “The handle is one of us.”

Turkish Proverb (via materiajunkie)

(via ledusthroughthenight)

Every Character I LoveJessica Day (New Girl)

“I brake for birds. I rock a lot of polka dots. I have touched glitter in the last 24 hours. I spend my entire day talking to children, and I find it fundamentally strange that you’re not a dessert person, that’s just weird and it freaks me out! And I’m sorry I don’t talk like Murphy Brown, and I hate your pant suit, I wish it had ribbons on it or something to make it just slightly cuter. And that doesn’t mean I’m not smart, and tough, and strong! And my checks have baby farm animals on them, bitch!”

(via imove-slowandsteady)

"Eating three lunches is MAYbe two too many lunches, but maybe not?"

(via imove-slowandsteady)

(via heavenwasblue)

luxio:

tries to do things: becomes overridden with anxiety

doesn’t do things: becomes overridden with anxiety

(via boiwithapinkcigar)

#yep  #anxiety  

anna-toman:

touch me and you die

(via imove-slowandsteady)